Everyone likes to say that your children’s first several years we’ll go by incredibly fast.
The next thing and you know that they will be full-blown guys who don’t care for you.
You’ll spend the next handful of years dealing with unfathomable emotional responses & hormonal outbursts. I have to tell you, I really didn’t know that this was going to be the case with our child. She appreciated me so much as a boy that I could not foresee our relationship degrading during his difficult teenage years. And I was completely wrong about that. Now that he is a teenager, everyday is a challenge. The odors alone are enough to supply me a major migraine. You see, our son has developed a penchant for pungent, floral, sweet perfumes. She will continually ruin our indoor air quality by dousing his bathroom with airborne contamination in the form of cheap colognes. As soon as the odor reaches our air return vents, we’re doomed for the central heating & cooling plan to disperse those odors throughout the entire house. The poor HVAC plan is just doing its job, efficiently spreading air throughout the entire house. Unfortunately, it results in lower quality indoor air & respiratory distresses for those of us who are sensitive to airborne toxins. I grew so exhausted from developing painful migraines & dust sensitivity symptoms because of his cheap attempts at stinky air fresheners that I eventually called out an HVAC specialist for help. I had his room taken off of the central heating & cooling plan & every one of us installed a mini split ductless heating & cooling unit instead. Now, he can smell up his room as much as he wants & the rest of us won’t have to suffer.